I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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