her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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