he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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