Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
