Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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