New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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