awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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