how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just found puke in my bra..
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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