Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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