super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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