Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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