Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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