quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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