It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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