You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
