I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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