If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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