she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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