...so i touched it.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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