If i come over, it means nothing
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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