I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Im just a social blackout drinker.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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