i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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