That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I have aggressive nipples.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
