I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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