I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
