I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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