I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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