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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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