Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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