So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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