i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Randomize
