i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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