Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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