Little spoons don't ask big questions
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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