We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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