I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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