North Korea, Best Korea!
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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