There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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