y did u give ur computer a hand job?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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