Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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