There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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