Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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