And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It's just like the Real World with babies
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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