My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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