Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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