Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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