I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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