can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
im holly from the hills drunk
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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