I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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