It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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