Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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